Interestingly, I have found this fascinating ''Ah Beng'' version of Stephen R Covey's '7 Habits of Highly Effective People'.

For the uninitiated:

'Ah Beng' signifies an unsophisticated Singaporean Chinese boy, usually Hokkien.

Stereotypically, he speaks the gutter Hokkien dialect and likes neon-coloured clothes, spiky, moussed hair and accessories such as handphones or pagers, all of which are conspicuously displayed.

He also likes to squat, even when a seat is available.

"Wah lao eh, why you so chao ah beng one?" (Goodness, why are you such an obnoxious Ah Beng?)

[Source of Definition: The Coxford Singlish Dictionary]